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After a lot of transitioning, I now find myself with a lot of free time. Living in one of the most exciting cities in the world means there are spectacular sites to see. Unfortunately, most of these sites require pants. While my closet may be full of Minnie Pants, more often than not I find myself snuggled on my couch with my dog. (His strong powers of the cuddle are the cutest scapegoat!)
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At first this meant catching up on
my favorite television, but when I could no longer sit through another episode of
House Hunters I turned to the internet to catch up on current events. (Seriously, move in ready homes are over
rated!) My search began at the New York
Times home page, but I was sidetracked by a Hairpin.com story, ‘Texts from the BSC’. This write up, by Mallory Ortberg,
sent me into a whirlwind of nostalgia.
On this one web page, I was connected to women who spent many elementary
school days dreaming of meeting in Claudia’s bedroom eating stashed Twinkies and
discussing new Kid Kit items. Women who tried desperately to find Stoneybrook,
Connecticut on a map. (Map as in an atlas, this was before AOL.) I wondered how many of these women also had a
secret crush on Logan Bruno, especially after he chose bookish, shy Mary Anne.
(Bookworm gets the hottie! Or, the
hottie had some librarian fetish!)
Sorry women everywhere, Chick Lit is all downhill from here!
This website made my day, and then it made my week by leading me to The Babysitters Club inspired Fan Fiction. Quickly, the BSC transformed from a clique of middle schoolers to characters from a CW drama, one that never should have made it past the pilot. The impressive part about these stories is the abundant use of Ann M. Martin inspired details, even if they took the characters literally “out of this world”.
I had difficulty deciding if
these chapters were written in earnest.
Part of me hopes so, for hilarity’s sake, yet a part of me wonders why “fans”
would want the worst for these fictional young women. I assumed many of the BSC would endure dysfunctional
relationships due to the abundance of divorce and blended families in Stoneybrook,
but thought it would be dysfunctional/charming rather than dysfunctional/drug
abusing teen mom route. (As a side note,
I think these writers are what could save daytime broadcast television.)
Now onto search Fan Fiction for “Felicity
Merriman: An American Girl”, perhaps where this spunky red head has a racy
affair with a Red Coat!



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